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A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?” The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.” “You don’t have one?” The man responds, “I lost […]

A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically… so he asked his dad. His dad said, “Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000. He went and asked and came back and said, […]

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him […]

Došla ciganka kod doktora da je pregleda i dovela sina sa sobom, doktor je primi i kaže da se skine, a mali da pričeka vani. Ciganka će: – Neka ga doktore pametan je on zna sve. Doktor pogleda malog pa uhvati ciganku za sisu i pita malog: – Šta je to? Cigo: – Sisa doktore. […]

Manijak uhvatio staru curu noću u parku i silovao je. Kad je završio, obrati joj se: – Što ćeš reći muriji? – Da si me silovao tri puta. – Ali ja sam to učinio samo jednom! – Meni se nigdje ne žuri.

Žali se Mujo Hasi: – Bolan Haso pomagaj! Sutra Valentinovo ne znam curi šta bi kupio, bogata je i ima sve! Haso: – Pa uzmi papir i olovku i napravi nešto kao kupon, tipa JEDAN SAT JEBANJA! Muji se svidi ideja i tako napravi. Nakon par dana sretnu se njih dvojica i pita Haso: – […]

Tip prvi put u nudističkoj koloniji. Šeta po kampu, malo razgleda i odjednom vidi predivnu sisatu plavušu. Nenaviknut na golotinju takvog nivoa, digne mu se u sekundi. Plavuša priđe i pita: – Zvao si me? Njemu neugodno i odgovara da nije. Ona nastavlja: – Kad se nekome ovdje digne, to znači da me zvao. Zatim […]

Vozila plavuša auto i zgazila četiri pješaka. Došao policajac i govori plavuši: – Gospođo, vozili ste 150 km/h, a dozvoljeno je 70! Plavuša ponizno gleda u pod. Nastavi policajac: – Gospođo, 2 promila u krvi, a dopušteno je 0.5! Plavuša ponizno gleda u pod. – Gospođo, ubili ste 4 osobe! Plavuša tužno podiže okice i […]