Internet
A guy was shipwrecked and found himself on a deserted island.
Days, months passed and he saw that no one would save him.
He started building some kind of hut.
He put together a hut for himself, and he fell asleep soundly.
When he woke up in the morning, and there was a beautiful blonde woman standing above him, busty, slim.
She said to him:
“Come to my place, I’m placed on the other side of the island.”
They came to her place when he saw it, a big house, everything arranged.
He asked her: “So where did you get all that?!?”
“I picked it all up from the ship before it sank”.
He went inside, she fed him nicely.
She told him to take a shower, as she had hot water, a generator-powered water heater.
He took a shower, went outside, and the woman took off her bra, then her panties and said to him:
“Now I’ll give you what you’ve been waiting for for 6 months”.
And the guy will say: “Fuck me dead!!! Don’t tell me you have the Internet!”