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A Duck in the Market

One day, a duck went into a Market. The duck said to the Market owner, “Do you have any bread?” The Market owner said, “No. Get outta here right now.”

The next day, the duck went back to the Market. The duck said to the Market owner, “Do you have any bread?” The Market owner said, “GET OUT!”

The next day, the duck went back to the Market. The duck said to the Market owner, “Do you have any bread?” The Market owner said, “Get out or else you will get nailed to the door.”

The next day, the duck came back to the Market. This time, the duck said, “Got any nails?” Then the Market owner said, “No.” Finally, the duck said, “Well, in that case, got any bread?”

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