~ My wife wanted a dress

My wife wanted a dress

The judge frowned at the tired robber and said:
“Then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?”
”Yes, your honor.”
“And why was that?”
“Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge check with his records.
“But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”
“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”

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