Peanuts
One night a man and a woman were watching television and eating peanuts. And he was tossing them in the air and catching them with his mouth. And in the middle of catching one, the wife asked him a question. He turned his head and the peanut fell straight in his ear. They tried and tried to get it out but it just kept going in deeper. They started to grow worried, so they decided to go to the hospital. And on the way out the door, their daughter came home with her boyfriend.
Boyfriend: Oh, don’t worry about that sir. I can probably get that out. I’m gonna shove two fingers up your nose, and you’re gonna have to blow real hard. And the peanut should shoot straight out your ear.
So the father did as the young man said. And the peanut flew straight out his ear. The mom and daughter are cheering for joy.
Mother: That’s a smart boy. Real clever. What do you think he’s gonna be when he grows up?
Father: From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.