~ Vending machine

Vending machine

A man and his wife in court getting a divorce – the problem was who should get
custody of the child. The wife jumped up an said:
– Your Honour. I brought the child into the world with pain and labour. She
should be in my custody.
The judge turns to the husband and says:
– What do you have to say in your defence?
The man sat for a while contemplating – then slowly rose.
– Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out,
whose Pepsi is it – the machine’s or mine?

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